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Everyone know there are some really stupid, useless, shouldn't be made gifts out there. Now i've been surfing the web for these crazy gifts and it is really funny that people in companys, really thought of these items for christmas. Like who the hell would buy them(not me lol) But here's the Three that i've found:

1. Pole Dancer Alarm Clock- the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, a buxom blonde dancer gyrates around a pole under the spinning disco ball. COME On what a waste of electricity

2. 2009 Dog Poop Calendar-Each month features a spectacular landscape or breathtaking tableau, but somewhere in every shot there's a pile of dog poop. That's Just Freaking Disgusting and a waste of trees!

3. The self-portrait arm-For pictures (like above) worth a gazillion words. US$30.... NO Comment!

The dog poop Calendar has to be the worst...i'm sorry, it's not art at all it's stupid and because people are actually buying this item for pet lovers for christmas, It shows people don't care we're losing trees for this nonsense.... it's sad.

Because i want the extra credit..... here are more:

The Back Up - It's a pole stand that fits under your mattress so you can put your shotgun on the of your bed and the blanket covers it lol
Taser C2- It looks like a electric shaver...so if your child picks it up to play with it, thousand of volts is going thru his/her body...yikes

felt pebbles- Fake look alike pebbles that cost 14 dollars a piece... talk about a waste
the camouflage-patterned wallet- just stupid!
ERP IU cashcard cover - A Big Waste!
parking coupon holder- DDDDumb!

Website for pictures:http://miyagi.sg/2007/12/completely-useless-christmas-gifts-erp-iu-cashcard-cover/

Seven More: 16 in all!!!!

1. Screaming Chicken-The World's Most Annoying Toy,This rubber chicken doesn't squeak or squawk. It screams.

2. Wealth Redistribution 2008 Holiday Ornament-This tree ornament announces that the ornament that used to be there has been removed and given to someone who needs it more. The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone know you're spreading the wealth whether you want to or not.

3. Mini Guitar Hero-This miniature version of that mega-hit game is barely 6-inches long but you can still rock out to songs by Queen, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, and The Police.

4. Potty Putter,Why waste time on the toilet- when you can use it to get ready for the fairway? Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat including a putting green for around the toilet, mini putter, flag stick and two golf balls.

5. Wasabi Flavored Gumballs-These potent little green confections offer an intense explosion of wasabi. Strangely, the gum is actually delicious.

6. Men's Underwear Repair Kit-In this troubled economy, don't throw away your old underwear but repair it with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit. This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape.

7. Obama "Yes We Can" Opener-Every election spawns some interesting products, but this has to be one of the stupidest. To Obama fans, the "Yes, We Can" opener, seizing on his campaign refrain, could be a treasure

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28019725/